With an explosion of visitors, we want to say, ‘Yookoso’

Welcoming new members

Business is booming at the blog. Readership is growing at a geometric rate. This blog will soon become self-aware, destroying humanity. But until then, the new web design is up and mesmerizing, surely sending epileptics into seizures of pleasure. So, all this means we have plenty of people here just now joining the group, so let’s take the time to both introduce, and clean the apartment for our newly arrived guests.

What the heck is this thing?

Good question you just asked. (Now sit your ass down, Daddy’s talking now, sweetheart.) The Pounders Blog is the online extension of the lives of four very special people who form a tight-knight club, informally and internally referred to as the Asian Pussy Pounders. Each of us independently have acquired and exploited — or exploiting — the sweet, nubile flesh of Asian pussy, meaning, we all have Asian girlfriends. [11. In the case of Chestnut Nest, multiple girlfriends.] See our list of “Why Date Asian, Instead.” The phenomenon of white dudes and Asian ladies is one that is exploding; Japanese and Koreans are en vogue. They submit in bed, never get fat, and, like wild horses to Robert Redford, are easily broken [22. You know, in a good way.]. (More on why men date Asian women in an upcoming series of posts.)

Your pounding members [pun intended]:

• Tironius — dare I say, the leader, and site organizer. I post the most. I shall strive to post more quality, using humor (pee pee jokes) and cartoons. I live in San Francisco and lust after the 30% Asian population.

• Chestnut Nest — the most in quantity of pussy pounding, Chestnut (AKA “Kurippi”, AKA “Mr. 19” [3] Chestnut is now in Korea serving as an English teacher, living like a king. He’ll tell us his adventures of riding across Korea on his motorcycle, leaving a wake of half-and-halfs. Fluent in Japanese, he’ll soon be fluent in pounding Korean pussy.

• Q Pounder — Q loves both Chinese, Japanese, and look at these. A writer and business man, my boy Q speaks Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, the Queen’s English, and Caveman. He’s the extreme of two worlds: proper and diplomatic in the business world, and primal and lustful in matters of nubile Asian flesh. He’s got great stories of China and communist pussy.

• Mr. Patch — A musician and lecturer in the midwest, Patch loves to pound the J-crew anywhere he can.

Cleaning things up

I’m taking the time after I post this to clean out the deadwood, posts of linked articles that aren’t funny or weren’t original. What will be left — mostly — is the original articles that we have written. At the very least, linked articles with pithy commentary.

This site isn’t just about sex and relationships with Asian women — far from. We put up all kinds of things, like funny stories of city-living, tutorials on using your Mac, videos, hentai recommendations, and commentary about the blogosphere.

Sit back, relax, and fucking enjoy one of the funniest blogs you’ll come across. To get things started click The Pounders Original Articles to the top right near the nameplate. Welcome, or yookoso, [44. Yookoso — means welcome in the Japanese language.] you’re now at The Pounders Blog.

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Bust your cashews in two seconds flat.

Holy frijoles. Watching a Nightline interview with Jose Canseco I notice that he looks exactly like the Hoff. I’ve never seen them in the same room — drunk or juiced — together.

Someone attempts Hard Relay Mario, but frustrates over “invisible block technology.”

One funny line of many: “What the fuck are you eating the ceiling for, you dumbshit?” (talking to a pipe plant attempting to feast on bricks on this apparent made-up level). Funny shit.