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Victim punched, kicked, hit with racial slurs
by Tironius, created Wednesday, August 20, 2008, with permalink

Read original article. “The victim tripped and fell, and the suspect started punching him and kicking him in the ribs,” said Hamilton police media officer Sergeant Terri-Lynn Collings. The attacker then ran off.

The victim received minor injuries, Collings said.

Anyone with information is asked to call Hamilton police at 905-526-4925 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS.

Why don’t journalists provide descriptions of perpetrators anymore? The victim saw the man, did he not? Is he young? Old? Black? White? So all we know is that the assailant is a man: “Neighborhoods be on the lookout. The suspect is described as male of the [human] species, unable to biologically reproduce internally. He is thought to have both a penis, and presumably both balls, containing sperm. Folks, both X and Y chromosomes are involved. If anyone has seen man, please don’t contact us because it sure as fuck won’t help.”

That narrows it down to 3 billion people.

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