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Tironius posted this story Wednesday, January 23, 2008

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Pic: Peek-a-boo, I see you. It's a Terminator, in the flesh.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is a violent, cool, and creepy-fun show, making it the best television show on right now. In just three episodes, it has surpassed Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines in creativity, yet staying more true to the original Cameronian story and characters, even without Arnold.

Don’t get me started on pussy execs and their PG-13 sequels — RoboCop 3, I’m looking in your direction.In The Terminator, Reese tells Sarah that the new T-800 models have flesh, and that the flesh is grown for the terminators. Finally, we get to see it happen. With all this wonderful blood and murder, it’s ironic that TV provides the more violent version of Terminator than the shitty PG-13 movie could.

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