Two friends of mine are hunting for jobs, Chinatsu [right] and Q–Pounder. Chinatsu, after having ungratefully received my help with her résumé, is diligently lurking through Craigslist trying to find a person to unrealistically hire a candidate like her about to leave for Japan in December.

So, upon my little bitches I bestow help:

Write a cover email that addresses the position. Two people simply attached their resume to their response. I pushed back on one and suggested that he write a cover email. He copied and pasted my job description to, I guess, let me know which job he was applying for.

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According to the numbers, money makes no difference in school learning: whites beat non-whites in standardized tests, even in affluent areas.

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Labels: Race

A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard.

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Labels: Cartoon, Crime

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem looks to kick ass.

Fox learned its lesson from being the pussy douchebags with their PG-13 shitfest that was Aliens vs. Predator, and they aren’t afraid in letting us know. The trailer on IGN is a rare red-screen “Restricted Audiences” movie trailer, and every scene is some asshole (or deserving bitch) getting his or her skull collapsed by an Alien tongue-mouth or getting targeted with Predator’s triangle laser. Blood flies and faces are vaporized by acid-blood. Fucking beautiful. It’s set in modern-day. Should be a lot of fun.

I’ll definitely see this one with Bang Ganger.

Labels: Movies

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain, leads the country in solving the infestation problem of illegal aliens, to the point of passing a tough new deportation law that has the beaners quaking. To the Sooner State, it’s simple: if you ain’t supposed to be here, we’re shipping your brown ass out.

“Two months ago I heard 25-thousand Hispanics have left Oklahoma,” Navarro says.

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You’re doin’ fine, Oklahoma.

Labels: Cartoon, Race

Blacks commit the most crime and comprise the most victims of capital and violent crimes. Since liberal politics have castrated the police as an effective measure of protection, it’s time for vigilantes to do the work, says Professor Walter E. Williams, a black man who gets it.

Excerpts from “Liberal Views, Black Victims”

You say, ‘Hey, Williams, you’re not talking about vigilantism, are you?’ Yes, I am.

[1]...Blacks, while 13 percent of the population, committed over 52 percent of the nation's homicides and were 46 percent of the homicide victims. Ninety-four percent of black homicide victims had a black person as their murderer. …

Liberals and their political allies say the problem is the easy accessibility of guns and greater gun control is the solution. That has to be nonsense. Guns do not commit crimes; people do. …

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So here’s the question: Should black people accept government’s dereliction of its first basic function, that of providing protection? My answer is no. One of our basic rights is the right to defend oneself against predators. If the government can’t or won’t protect people, people have a right to protect themselves.

You say, “Hey, Williams, you’re not talking about vigilantism, are you?” Yes, I am. Webster’s Dictionary defines vigilantism as: a volunteer committee organized to suppress and punish crime summarily as when the processes of law are viewed as inadequate.

Example: A number of years ago, Black Muslims began to patrol Mayfair, a drug-infested, gang-ridden Washington, D.C., housing project. The gangs and drug lords left, probably because the Black Muslims didn’t feel obliged to issue Miranda warnings. Black men should set up neighborhood patrols, armed if necessary, and if politicians and police don’t like it, they should do their jobs. No one should have to live in daily fear for their lives and safety.

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Labels: Crime, Race

Trying my hand at Corel Painter Essentials, the free application that came with my Wacom tablet. This is Chinatsu, my wonderfully racist Nipponese friend here in Franny.

Labels: Best of, Cartoon

More than 90 percent of the approximately 10 million enslaved Africans brought to the Americas were taken to Latin America and the Caribbean, whereas only 4.6 percent were brought to the U.S.

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Gangster rap's market is collapsing because whites are finally becoming too smart:

"It's collapsing because they can no longer fool the white kids," says Nickels. "There's only so much redundancy anyone can take."

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Solution, according to "Violator" Entertainment: More product endorsements. (Not better music.)

Labels: Race

It takes all kinds in the halls of Craigslist, especially in Rants & Raves

Re. Climbing over people in Muni

Logic would suggest some lady complained about being climbed over while she sits in the outside seat of a two seater on Muni. Someone’s rebuttal:

YOU are the one who is the inconsiderate asshole for sitting in the outside seat, deliberately blocking people from sitting down. I GUARANTEE that there were plenty of other seats when you got on that would have allowed you to sit on the aisle, but no, you have to be the fucking Queen and take two seats for yourself. If I were that guy I would have ripped a nice fart in your face, you inconsiderate cunt.

Re. Watch your kids

On being a redneck and raising kids as weapons against liberal San Franciscans:

I was in the movies last week and some prick was talking about george bush, my kid must have kicked his seat a hundred times. • You should have seen this old berkley fool, you know the type silver beard, angry liberal, he must have looked over his shoulder at me twenty times, what an ass. • Oh having kids can be fun.

I hate kids, but I love the thought of upity Berkley-types getting fucked with. More to come.

The Bourne Ultimatum rocked the house. Possibly the best of the three; keep them coming, Universal, I say. The experience was decent, too. Apparantly, Bourne doesn’t attract black audiences. Everyone—save for two people—were white, so needless to say there was virtually no chatter. (Well, there was a lone black woman, but who is she going to talk to?)

Even my Jap really liked it, converting her into a pro-Damon fan.

Labels: On the Town

Guy handcrafts a paper Bumblebee!

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Japanese are sick, dark, twisted fucks, and I love them for it. Comics about rape and incest are the usual order in hentai manga—Japanese comics you don’t show to Mom—and Hentai Variations is a one-stop source for some decent shiko-shiko source material, updated several times a day.

Labels: Bookmark This, Hentai

But I won’t talk about it, yet, per their request. Screenshot:

Pixelmator Website

Pixelmator is a new consumer-level Photoshop contendor “for the rest of us.” At only $59, it is only a quarter of the aging Photoshop’s triple-digit pricetag. I mentioned the program before in my post about Daring Fireball’s John “Horsegums” Gruber’s verbal shitstorm relating to its missed release, him calling it vaporware.

Labels: Apple, Design

It took around 80 students getting ill with diarrhea and vomiting before uncovering a plumbing error that sent water for flushing toilets, instead of quality water, to the drinking fountains in the gymnasium.

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Mansfield, Louis. saves its citizens from the ever classy sagging pants phenomenon our melanin brothers have introduced to our nation as fashion.

Mansfield aldermen Monday voted unanimously and without discussion to enact the law. Mayor Curtis McCoy said he proposed it because he was concerned about the number of individuals who wear pants that expose their underwear. The citizens of Mansfield, he said, should not have to put up with it.

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In related news, I buy a house in Mansfield, Louisiana.

Liberals put people in categorical groups, and they also believe in a system where such groups are held at different levels of responsibility. This infantilizes such people, turning men and women of equal stature into wanting children, so says an essay in American Thinker by Christopher Chantrill, which deals with soldiers’ responsibility for misconduct verses liberal attitudes of “boys will be boys.”

I’ve made this same argument with the brothers. We see their mode of dress, their way of behavior, and war zone neighborhoods and simply accept it. “They don’t know any better,” the progressives say (with their actions) in their condescending way.

Half a century ago, led by liberals, America confronted its Race Question, and began to take full responsibility for the original sin of its founding. Today it is time to confront the Liberal Question: Why do liberals exempt so many people, by reason of diminished responsibility, from the great "moral game?" 

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The only thing getting warmer is the greenies’ hot air

No, you haven’t felt hotter days more now than before. It’s in your mind, liberal. NASA corrects an error in its temperature database. The hottest days happened in the 30s, long before we had damning industries destroying Earth, humanity, and your little sister’s womb.

Arctic Ocean Getting Warm; Seals Vanish and Icebergs Melt

1934 is now the hottest, and 3 others from the 1930’s are in the top 10.  Furthermore, only 3 (not 9) took place since 1995 (1998, 1999, and 2006).  The years 2000, 2002, 2003, 2004 are now below the year 1900 and no longer even in the top 20.

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This also makes the Truth a little more Convenient.

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Theoretical physicist Freeman Dyson dissents from the Borg collective of science; here, he talks of the computer models they use for determining our global-warming doom:

They do a very poor job of describing the clouds, the dust, the chemistry and the biology of fields and farms and forests. They do not begin to describe the real world that we live in.

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Yet, more added…

D.C. resident John Lockwood was conducting research at the Library of Congress and came across an intriguing Page 2 headline in the Nov. 2, 1922 edition of The Washington Post: "Arctic Ocean Getting Warm; Seals Vanish and Icebergs Melt."

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Labels: Cartoon

I find the source for Derren Brown’s tools of magic here in San Francisco

1. Since our chat was brief, I couldn’t get specifics like his name or whether he owned the shop. I assume he does.

I‘ve made a huge discovery today: Mental magician Derren Brown’s magical supplier seems[1] to operate a shop of magic here in San Francisco. I learned this as I briefly chatted it up with the worker inside this shop called Misdirections Magic Shop:

“Derren Brown gets all his stuff from me,” the Chinese worker—who's demeanor and knowledge make his story plausible—said as I asked about Derren Brown products, “We’re friends.” Holy shit!

From what I gather, this shop must be a somewhat hardcore supplier of top magicians if Derren gets his goods from here. I could only talk briefly as there was, in fact, either an amateur or a professional magician who started talking serious shop with the man after our first interlude.

The shop is very small, just a narrow walk-in area with a large display case on the right side. In it, various magical and novelty products are on display, from beginner to advanced. I say advanced, because there were various decks of cards with hardcore jargon attached to each. “Snake eyes technique,” or “Deuce technique.”[2] There were also plenty of gag gifts and novelty items, like electrocuting cameras and computer mice. Behind the case on shelves against the wall were many books and DVDs containing the secrets to magic. I noticed one was by that one magician I see on cable.

“He has two DVDs out, but he’s very advanced,” the man responds when I asked if he had Derren Brown how-tos. The short conversation turned to his TV shows when he informed me I would have to order from the U.K. I informed him of Derren’s new place in iTunes, about which I have written here.

When I looked up at his ceiling, I was flabbergasted. On it were the autographed pictures of famous magicians, but for which only one I cared. When I first asked to take a picture of the autographed head shot of Mr. Brown, the guy politely told me he doesn’t allow photography.

“OK,” I said, “I’m just such a big fan.” “All right, you can,” he said. Yay.

After the visit, I now have a renewed interest in watching the how-to videos Derren produced [4] and learning a few tricks, because, according to Neil Strauss in his book The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists[3], magic is a great way to capture women’s interest and pick up phone numbers, and nothing is more magical than pounding sweet Asian pussy.

Labels: Best of, Derren Brown

“… 20th Century Fox/New Regency is oh-so-close to inking a deal with the Mark Gordon Co. to bring Voltron: Defender of the Universe to life.”

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New Hampshire town says no to Spanish language signs at the public beach despite Hispanics' inability to read the rules. A small, yet positive victory.

“My concern is that multi-lingual nations have a history of problems, and have no mechanism for unification. If you look to the north, Quebec made a move to secede from Canada, and the vote only failed at 49 percent. I don’t think we want that.”

An identification in the English language enables unity, shared values and public safety, a protective message that was similarly presented by councilor Michael Malzone, and resident Dennis King.

—Councilman and grandson of German immigrant Finlay Rothhaus,
first to object to posting the Spanish signs
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Nothing separates or unifies people more than language, I say. If one can’t communicate with others, one can’t understand the others—and they will always be the others. The United States of America currently does not have an official language, a mistake which must be corrected in order to reestablish a national identity. The Constitution is, however, written in English, and from this fact we should draw the standard.

Labels: Cartoon, Race

Here’s a product shot of something—I don't know what—with a mapping overlay from eye-tracking software.

A British RAF mechanic who claimed he was sleepwalking when he had sex with a 15-year-old girl has been cleared of rape.

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Labels: Crime

Nipponese company will make or distribute manga specifically designed for iPhone.

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Master mental magician Derren Brown hits iTunes

Derren Brown, the king of mind tricks, who has in the past shocked and awed U.K. audiences, comes to America with a television series called Mind Control, featured in the iTunes television store.

Brown rocked the U.K. with such sensational stunts including playing Russian Roulette on live TV, conducted a live seance, hypnotically converting atheists into “believers,” and his normal bag of tricks.

I like Brown because he makes absolutely no claims that he uses real magic, but he does claim—and I believe him—to not use actors or stooges [1]. He professes nothing more than someone using a combination of magic [2], psychology, misdirection, and showmanship [3]. He employs principles of NLP [4] to embed commands into his unwitting victims, and, other times he has you believe he’s using such hypnotic techniques. The fun is not knowing which is taking place.

• A taste of Derren on YouTube
• A good synopsis of his talents and book
• In-depth on one particularly shocking stunt
• A secret revealed about his newest U.K. show Trick or Treat

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Cheesy and cheeky, Mr. Brown specializes not in illusion as much as the art of disillusionment. He may seem like a tonic to Americans disenchanted with the elaborate artifices of the so-called reality genre.

Mr. Brown is a charlatan, but at least he admits it.

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Labels: Best of, Derren Brown, Magic, Television

The angle of his dangle is adversely proportional to the feat of elite. (id est More thought = less twat. Bummer.)

At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.

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