We owe everything to the Japanese. A new trend in women's clothing is now bordering on just what us disallusioned males actually fantasize about- ultra low rise jeans showing us the goods. Well check it out for yourselves fellow pounders and judge the boner factor. I give it one rock-hard erection.

http://www.japannewbie.com/2007/04/08/ultra-low-rise-denim-bikini-pants/

I found evidence of Apple's next OS, Mac OS X Leopard, in the current version of Safari sitting here on my computer. This news may not be new, but when I accessed Safari's package contents, I noticed the above buttons—buttons currently unavailable in this version, but we know to be in the next. They are, apparently, the "Add to Dashboard" button for easy widget installation.

To those unfamiliar with Apple's OS and its ecosystem of applications, an icon, say, for Safari of Firefox, represents not the program, but rather a folder—or package—containing the program and all the resources that program needs. In Windows, you activate directly the .exe file to launch the application. In Mac, it just seems that way.

Well, anyway, one can open these special application folders and see all the buttons, pictures, and files it needs to survive. This is where I found these nuggets of foreshadowment.

Last night I met a woman who knew about Apple's iPhone over a year ago

And not just 'know about,' she saw all its secrets before anybody

Last night I took a tour of a high-end printing facility. To my fellow pounders, think of it as Kinko's on steroids, for architects to print blueprints and agencies to print up large-scale advertisements (like the kind I see in the subway station).

Since iPhone is out, she is able talk about it without the iPolice coming to nCarcerate her. During the tour, she off-handedly said she knew about the iPhone a year and a half ago, because her company was in charge of printing IPHONE'S BLUEPRINTS. In fact, because of her non-disclosure agreement, none of her staff could work on them. It had to be her and her alone who printed those golden blueprints because of the Apple secrecy.

Now, I didn't discuss it with her to this great of detail, but imagining, she must have seen its secrets before even the manufactures did. So, it makes you realize: If you need to obtain company secrets, look to your local blueline printer.

A-Ha! I found your draft, and shall post it.
—Tironius

A recent comment by Britain's PM Tony Blair suggests that the recent state of murders is due to a segment of the black culture. I would guess this is the segment of black culture that celebrates violence. Although Blair never actually said "segment". I believe his wording was something like "all blacks murder" or something to that effect.

Blair's comments were targeting the "vulnerable" black youths caught up in fantasy lifestyle of their favorite MTV gangsters. When they're not gang banging and slappin hoes up in their grill, they're often seen having a biscuit with tea with the homeboys. Unfortunately, nobody really knows anything about anything so we're left with just laughing at this advert from the tea and biscuit isle:

It certainly seems an attractive, say lucrative prognosis (that is to eat biscuits and tea while slappin hoes). And I must say this advert does appeal to my gangster sentimentality. But must we side with such a hopelessly naive man, such as Blair? He never walked the hood like we have.

I can sympathize with these poor (literally) young black males who try to act hard by walking like zombies (where one leg is stiff while the other is normal- I've seen this done by the young transient blacks around these parts as well!) and carrying a loaded weapon (or in the case of GB a knife- how gay). Sometimes they are carrying what is referred to as a "forty", or as they call it, a "fotty" (prounced like "potty" my dear sir). Oh, and don't forget how "they" hold their crotch because if they don't it is possible their gonads will fall from place and be eaten by competing gang members (this is commonly done in their ancestorial home of America where the alpha male is commonly the one who has ingested the most gonads). Linky: http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,2055148,00.html

A friend linked me to this particular thread about memorable farts (as I said that I let one out myself). If you don't find one of these stories even a tad bit funny you can suck my hairy balls and let my lemon juice run down your chin.

This is really gross, so consider yourself warned. When I was about 12 and staying at my grandparents house with my 9 year old cousin, he was sound asleep, and i was wide awake. I felt a fart coming. It was faint, but definitely coming. I knew it didn't have alot of power, so I started pushing like I was trying to poo poo, as I hovered over his face, completely bare rear end, cheeks spread, hole exposed. My cousin sleeps with his mouth open. Long story short, i pinched a tiny doodoo pellet off into his mouth. If you don't think I didn't get my rear end torn up for that, you are sadly mistaken..

iPhone only 4 gigs? Maybe. Maybe not.

David C. Fein, an excellent fortune teller of Apple products from the 2 Live Fools movie industry podcast, hypothesizes that Apple will indeed add more storage to the iPhone than its debut offerings, saying so in his most recent podcast.

The problem as it stands now, is that Apple's iPhone will sell with 4 gigabytes and 8 gigabytes, not enough for the movie-watching convenience expected in a movie-playing iPod device. Movies usually range from about 700 megabytes to 1.5 gigabytes, meaning that only a couple of movies will fit. Not to mention these movie files must share space with music, OS X, and puppy porn, too.

So, Fein makes the point of companies offering larger flash chips later in the year. Chips will make a huge leap from 4 gigs to 32 gigs (or 64 gigs). The iPhone, he points out, has two trays to hold these chips. Currently, they hold one 4-gig chip, and two for the 8-gig iPhone. Later, they can hold one—or two—32-gig chips, according to Fein.

Kurippi Nineteen used to irritate me with scary prophecies of my inevitable married status should I continue to live with my vagina container for too long under common law, even though I was opposed to marriage and the concept thereof. Oh the irony.

But, the law in Oklahoma says you must actually agree to enter into that married status for common law marriage to kick in:

Oklahoma: To establish a common-law marriage, a man and woman must (1) be competent; (2) agree to enter into a marriage relationship; and (3) cohabit.

—Fact Sheet On Common Law Marriage

So, Bang Ganger, you need not worry living in your sin. (And, by the way, is there really any other way to live?)

The moviegoers were expecting to see the PG rated movie "The Last Mimzy" at the Island 16 multiplex in Holtsville on Thursday. Instead, they saw the opening scene of the R-rated film "The Hills Have Eyes 2." It shows a chained, naked woman giving birth what appears to be a mutant creature.

A woman in New York bought a couch, brought it home, and discovered the couch's true colors. Its label read:

• Item: Abby
• Description: Sofa
• Color: Nigger-brown

From the Toronto Star:

Douglas explained the origins of the word to daughter Olivia, telling how it was a bad name that blacks were called during the days of slavery in the United States.

Leaving out that it is a word used by blacks to blacks. As it turns out, I bought this 'nigger-brown' couch, too. I went to sleep on it and still can't find my wallet.

Then I noticed lots of disposable looking canisters around with different textured interiors. Aha, a bright pink japanese blowjob machine.

—Gizmodo, the gadget guide. So much in love with shiny new toys, it's unnatural.

I think I just heard Q–Pounder's head explode.

Yesterday I downloaded "Dragon's Curse" through the Wii Shop channel (check the list of VC games on tap- VC Games), a game from the Wonderboy series and an off-shoot of the Adventure Island franchise. If you're not familiar with the Wonderboy games I encourage you to check out the Wiki entry for brief synopsis.

Similar to the Bonk and AI games, Dragon's Curse features very simplified levels and overly floaty controls. If you're a fan of Super Mario Bros. then you may be taken aback by the imprecise movements and "slidiness" of the main character.

But what the game lacks in pizazz it makes up for in charm. Your character can use coins to buy armor, weapons and health, which makes early levels progressively easier. I absolutely love this aspect of the game because it encourages players to revisit levels and earn money.

I have around nine VC games thus far and Dragon's Curse definitely ranks up there with the best of them (Sim City, Castlevania IV, Tecmo Bowl). I'm waiting for Uwe Boll to make a film version of this game.