by Chris Maupin, created Sunday, February 25, 2007, with permalink
I reveal a play from my play book.
Learn one of the secrets to getting laid
This one is not my original invention though (none of them are) it has history going back to the dawn of language and perhaps even further. It is devilishly simple and yields wonderful results. It has failed to work only once, and only then because circumstances surrounding this woman (see my later post “played by a master”) were just too daunting.
Suddenly, and without warning, you disappear for a day or two. …Make plans and break them. Frustrate her and confuse her.
Consider the following example. In 2002, back home, a new radio station appeared on the air. It was all music- all the good music you never heard on the radio — and get this — NO COMMERCIALS! I mean, it was like God himself had opened an FM station. No top-40, just a constant flow of unique songs with no commercials. It wasn’t long before I (and everyone else) were switching to this station and enjoying the lavish seemingly free music. That went on for weeks, then one day, the game had changed. Some of the music was still there, but now there were commercials everywhere! And the top-40 were on the endless cycle. We had been hoodwinked- yet still we held out hope. We kept tuning in, thinking our original impression would somehow return (it never did.) We kept it on our radios even though we knew it would never be the same. The bait and swith had been pulled. We now associated KSHIT with good music even though that was not the case anymore. We were hooked.
This works with women too (and for girls, it works REALLY well on guys!) Here is how to execute it, step my step.
1. Pick your mark.
Find the woman you want to dedicate the time and energy to conquer. She needs to not be the alpha-female. Find someone who isn’t used to being showered with attention- maybe even a girl who needs that.
2. The Sudden Infatuation.
Suddenly, you are struck with a heart-felt, deep infatuation for this woman. You daydream about her like some sap from the movies. You always say her name. Here is the key: ONLY talk about it to her friends. Be totally funny and light-hearted about it. Be candid and say things like this: “Man, she is just so cute- I have to marry her!” or “When is my sweetheart coming back?” and laugh with them. It is crucial that you saturate her friends, and that you charm them with the ambiguity of it being a joke / playful.
3. The “Confession.”
After you have charmed her friends with your ‘love’ for her and your ‘hopeless crush,’ you move on to her. Remember this is all a “joke.” When she comes by and you are with her friends, you play the part (dramatically and humorously) of the fool in love. The goofier the better. The key is to make this a habit and a routine and to do it many times. Make sure she thinks it is cute and funny.
4. A Joke…Or Is It?
You keep teasing her about liking her and being helplessly in love. Sooner or later, she will begin to wonder if you aren’t serious. Now the hook is in. When she or her friends question your sincerity always be ambiguous. Say “yeah, I really do like her so much,” and then make a joke- so you keep it 50/50
5. The Switch.
Credit here goes to the Great Madame Renee Lenclose of 18th Century France. Suddenly, and without warning, you disappear for a day or two. Don’t be in places you would normally be. Don’t run into her. Fail to appear with her friends. Make plans and break them. Frustrate her and confuse her.
6. The Heartfelt Talk.
Now you reappear. Have your heartfelt talk with her and disclose to her that you really do like her so much and that you were worried that she didn’t feel the same way- so you kind of ducked out for a while. Make sure you wait long enough to frustrate and confuse her. Make her MISS your attention, praise and affection. Then you offer her a chance to lock in that affection with a relationship.
by Tironius, created Saturday, February 24, 2007, with permalink
Mr. 19 and I have a new interest in the power of hypnotism, or neuro-linguistic programming, having seen Derren Brown achieve free money using hidden commands. He is an expert at psychology, misdirection, hypnotism and showmanship.
This is not Mr. Brown, but watch this Japanese girl writhe in ecstasy from the hand of another woman while in hypnosis. It starts with just a hand shake, creating intense pleasure in the subject's pussy. She then has multiple orgasms by simply watching another girl eat a donut. I can only imagine the hypnotist convinced her that the donut was her sweet labia.
Watch her hips twitch and flutter when the other girl eats the donut. It's really hot.
Even More Classic Gaming for Wii
by Mr. Patch, created Friday, February 23, 2007, with permalink
Nintendo recently added a few new additions to the Virtual Console service according to their website. In case you've been reading too much Apple news as of late, the VC service lets Wii owners download games to their harddrive for instant nostalgic gratification. Two new systems, NEO GEO and MSX, will begin offering games in the coming weeks. If you're not familiar with these two systems then I encourage to go the only place that matters- NEO GEO Wiki Page and MSX Wiki page.
For the uninitiated the NEO GEO offered some of the best arcade games throughout the 1990s including such classics as Metal Slug and Samurai Spirits (Shodown). As for the MSX, maybe you've heard of a little series called Metal Gear and a lesser known gem called SD Snatcher. Needless to say my dick ripped out of my pants at the sight of this news. Furious dick-ripping action confirmed! This is good news considering the NEO GEO was about $600 back in the day with the games reaching upwards of $200 each (I actually tried to save enough money to buy a NG system back in the day but it was a futile attempt). Fellow pounders, I implore you to check out the NOJ website to see all the systems currently available- NOJ Homepage.
Instantly get whatever you want, any time you want. Really.
by Tironius, created Monday, February 19, 2007, with permalink
YouTube keyword: Derren Brown
So, psyche pounders, I have discovered an amazing man famous in England. Magician, showman, mentalist, his work is absolutely amazing. Also, intriguing, because he, in no way, claims the things he does as real. He is telling you these are simply tricks of the eye and mind. The mind tricks, using NLP and suggestion, are absolutely the most interesting aspects of his performances. And in many of the videos, he tells you exactly how he does it.
In this, he converts the entire belief system of a group of people, from atheism to "spirituality." (He converts them back, later).
In lighter scenarios, he hypnotizes a group of mall patrons to, at the same time, lift their arms. In yet another, he simply asks a stranger for his house keys and wallet on the street and gets them, having been handed to him willingly. Search Derren Brown in YouTube, gents, and watch them all. I'm thinking of buying his book where he tells some of his tricks.
At the dog track, he instantly controlled the mind of the cashier, giving him money on a losing ticket:
My favorite is this one involving subliminal messages. Astounding:
Pounders, I declare all his videos on YouTube as required text for your future lives of getting whatever the fuck you want, including instantly obtaining Asian pussy, readily available like coke out of a vending machine.
by Mr. Patch, created Thursday, February 15, 2007, with permalink
You may remember my masturbatory post concerning Wii Play from last week. Well, having spent a couple of days diving in and getting wet I can finally lay down the law fellow pounders. While Wii Sports is easily the more robust game between the two, Wii Play seems intended to introduce new players to the possibilities of the Wiimote.
That's why I find it strange that it wasn't a launch title, or better, included on the system's harddrive as a demo (since that is what the game genuinely feels like). Essentially, Wii Play offers some acceptable variety, such as Shooting, Laser Hockey, Find Mii (Where's Waldo for Wii) and Cow Riding. These games make brilliant use of the controller and really do suggest ways future titles may take advantage of the tech. But on their own they fail to really capture the full potential of any one of their represented genres.
Luckily there are some "game-like" elements, such as earning medals and ranking on the leader boards. But it only took me around one hour to hit gold on 6 of the 9 games (I got at least bronze or silver on the others). Fortunately the game is packed in with a controller, which by itself retails for $40 leaving little reason to bitch about the game's shortcomings. If you're looking for a game with a bit more longevity then pick up Rayman Raving Rabbids (my personal favorite) or Wario Ware: Smooth Moves instead.
Top 10 Reasons to Date Asian Instead
by Tironius, created Sunday, February 11, 2007, with permalink
Still in China and still blocked from blogging, I present the Q-Pounder’s top ten reasons to learn the letters S-A-F (Single Asian Female) when responding to Craigslist personals.
From Q–Pounder:
By landing an Asian girl you can enjoy these privilages the average sap who didn’t bother checking overseas first would never enjoy. By the way, Asian-American or Asian-European girls are still western, and don’t count:
10) Asian girls understand math and science (it’s true)
9) Asian girls can cook
8) Asian girls are not only qualified to work,
but want to
7) Asian girls know how to conserve money
6) Asian girls are flexible (in both ways)
5) Asian girls don’t realize you’re a nerd
4) Asian girls don’t get fat after they marry
3) Asian girls bitch slower and less, since they have to do it in English
2) Asian girls have tight pussies and tighter asses
…And the #1 reason to date Asian instead…
1) Asian girls are all subbies in the sack once you break them
by Mr. Patch, created Sunday, February 11, 2007, with permalink
By popular request I am showing off my radical entertainment set-up. The following picture shows off my 42" Panasonic Plasma, Progscan DVD player, Audio Technic Record Player, Sony receiver (6 speakers) and entertainment cabinet loaded with gaggles of videogames (Wii, PS2 and Xbox).
But it doesn't stop there. My sick obsession with everything Nintendo has turned my once beautiful office into an unusable tomb of electronics and plastic. Ever since we put a PC in the living room, my "office" has turned into a sort of useless museum of forgotten trinkets and surrealist art. Some say you can get lost in its many chambers without an expert guide. Others talk of a hidden passage behind the Nintendogs display that leads to the fountain of youth. I dare not venture alone. Take a peak and fear for your life.
