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Tironius posted this story Saturday, September 01, 2007

I don’t like lockstep, even if it’s lockstep about being open-minded.

—Dennis Miller on ‘secular progressives.’

Dennis Miller contrasting himself with the left and right.

certitude |ˈsərtəˌt(y)oōd|
noun
absolute certainty or conviction that something is the case

Well, listen. I must say that I never considered myself a secular progressive. I know you’re familiar with that mindset. Sec-prog is what I call them. I didn’t consider myself that then, and I don’t consider myself to be Curtis LeMay now. I have always thought of myself as a pragmatist. And I began to see a degree of certitude [1] on the left that I found unsettling. I don’t like lockstep, even if it’s lockstep about being open-minded.

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He’s always a funny guy who makes a lot of sense.

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