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Re. Climbing over people in Muni

Logic would suggest some lady complained about being climbed over while she sits in the outside seat of a two seater on Muni. Someone’s rebuttal:

YOU are the one who is the inconsiderate asshole for sitting in the outside seat, deliberately blocking people from sitting down. I GUARANTEE that there were plenty of other seats when you got on that would have allowed you to sit on the aisle, but no, you have to be the fucking Queen and take two seats for yourself. If I were that guy I would have ripped a nice fart in your face, you inconsiderate cunt.

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Re. Watch your kids

On being a redneck and raising kids as weapons against liberal San Franciscans:

I was in the movies last week and some prick was talking about george bush, my kid must have kicked his seat a hundred times. • You should have seen this old berkley fool, you know the type silver beard, angry liberal, he must have looked over his shoulder at me twenty times, what an ass. • Oh having kids can be fun.

I hate kids, but I love the thought of upity Berkley-types getting fucked with. More to come.

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Articles from jury duty in San Francisco, trannies on bus rides, to Korean prostitutes, every original article and cartoon written at The Pounders is found here.

The Shadowy Underside of Korea

Back at my shoes [the hooker] compliments me on my penis size. “I like Americans — they are kind to women.” The comment’s irony isn’t lost on me.

Our field reporter experiences Korea’s oldest profession.

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Create Aqua Buttons

Photoshop is overkill; use iWeb to more easily create aqua buttons like those in OS X.

The Cat Came Back

She was devoutly religious – fanatically so, but she had the habit of wearing a mid-thigh length army camouflage mini-skirt that seemed to scream “Someone, anyone, please fuck me!”

Blogger Kurippi get’s his comeuppance when a sexploit goes awry in Korea.

K-Line Colamite

“I got on and sat my beautiful glutes in a row of two unused seats facing forward, taking the window seat. It’s a good thing, too, because a perfectly poundable Asian pussy rested its lips on the seat next to me.”

10,010% Success

Are you tired of living a 90% awesome life? Or are you one the lucky few whose life is just ‘mega-awesome.’ (yawn.) Well get ready to blow awesome and mega-awesome away with my newest book and CD series.

Night With BG

So I looks around, to see if it’s clear.
Then I says, “damn girl, it’s gettin hot in here.”
I pull down my draws, unfold my lollypop,
Lean in and whisper, “I’ll tell you when to stop.”

Set to Warren G’s ‘Regulate,’ blogger Bang Ganger sets the defiling of a woman’s body to rhyme.

Trip to N Korea

The DMZ itself is infested with landmines and anyone trying to make it across would not make it very far. Covered in guard towers on both sides, you often find yourself being watched by N Korean soldiers.

Pounders blogger Kurippi visits the border of North-South Korea, trips and falls into communism.

‘Pounder’ Redefined

At The Big Word Project — to match what we do in real life — we have redefined the word “pounder.”