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Tironius posted this story Friday, April 13, 2007

Last night I met a woman who knew about Apple's iPhone over a year ago

And not just 'know about,' she saw all its secrets before anybody

Last night I took a tour of a high-end printing facility. To my fellow pounders, think of it as Kinko's on steroids, for architects to print blueprints and agencies to print up large-scale advertisements (like the kind I see in the subway station).

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Since iPhone is out, she is able talk about it without the iPolice coming to nCarcerate her. During the tour, she off-handedly said she knew about the iPhone a year and a half ago, because her company was in charge of printing IPHONE'S BLUEPRINTS. In fact, because of her non-disclosure agreement, none of her staff could work on them. It had to be her and her alone who printed those golden blueprints because of the Apple secrecy.

Definition: Blueline

Now, I didn't discuss it with her to this great of detail, but imagining, she must have seen its secrets before even the manufactures did. So, it makes you realize: If you need to obtain company secrets, look to your local blueline printer.

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