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iPhone only 4 gigs? Maybe. Maybe not.

David C. Fein, an excellent fortune teller of Apple products from the 2 Live Fools movie industry podcast, hypothesizes that Apple will indeed add more storage to the iPhone than its debut offerings, saying so in his most recent podcast.

The problem as it stands now, is that Apple's iPhone will sell with 4 gigabytes and 8 gigabytes, not enough for the movie-watching convenience expected in a movie-playing iPod device. Movies usually range from about 700 megabytes to 1.5 gigabytes, meaning that only a couple of movies will fit. Not to mention these movie files must share space with music, OS X, and puppy porn, too.

So, Fein makes the point of companies offering larger flash chips later in the year. Chips will make a huge leap from 4 gigs to 32 gigs (or 64 gigs). The iPhone, he points out, has two trays to hold these chips. Currently, they hold one 4-gig chip, and two for the 8-gig iPhone. Later, they can hold one—or two—32-gig chips, according to Fein.

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