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Mr. Patch posted this story Thursday, April 12, 2007

A-Ha! I found your draft, and shall post it.
—Tironius

A recent comment by Britain's PM Tony Blair suggests that the recent state of murders is due to a segment of the black culture. I would guess this is the segment of black culture that celebrates violence. Although Blair never actually said "segment". I believe his wording was something like "all blacks murder" or something to that effect.

Blair's comments were targeting the "vulnerable" black youths caught up in fantasy lifestyle of their favorite MTV gangsters. When they're not gang banging and slappin hoes up in their grill, they're often seen having a biscuit with tea with the homeboys. Unfortunately, nobody really knows anything about anything so we're left with just laughing at this advert from the tea and biscuit isle:

It certainly seems an attractive, say lucrative prognosis (that is to eat biscuits and tea while slappin hoes). And I must say this advert does appeal to my gangster sentimentality. But must we side with such a hopelessly naive man, such as Blair? He never walked the hood like we have.

I can sympathize with these poor (literally) young black males who try to act hard by walking like zombies (where one leg is stiff while the other is normal- I've seen this done by the young transient blacks around these parts as well!) and carrying a loaded weapon (or in the case of GB a knife- how gay). Sometimes they are carrying what is referred to as a "forty", or as they call it, a "fotty" (prounced like "potty" my dear sir). Oh, and don't forget how "they" hold their crotch because if they don't it is possible their gonads will fall from place and be eaten by competing gang members (this is commonly done in their ancestorial home of America where the alpha male is commonly the one who has ingested the most gonads). Linky: http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,2055148,00.html

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