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Mr. Patch posted this story Tuesday, April 10, 2007

A friend linked me to this particular thread about memorable farts (as I said that I let one out myself). If you don't find one of these stories even a tad bit funny you can suck my hairy balls and let my lemon juice run down your chin.

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This is really gross, so consider yourself warned. When I was about 12 and staying at my grandparents house with my 9 year old cousin, he was sound asleep, and i was wide awake. I felt a fart coming. It was faint, but definitely coming. I knew it didn't have alot of power, so I started pushing like I was trying to poo poo, as I hovered over his face, completely bare rear end, cheeks spread, hole exposed. My cousin sleeps with his mouth open. Long story short, i pinched a tiny doodoo pellet off into his mouth. If you don't think I didn't get my rear end torn up for that, you are sadly mistaken..

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Articles from jury duty in San Francisco, trannies on bus rides, to Korean prostitutes, every original article and cartoon written at The Pounders is found here.

The Shadowy Underside of Korea

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Blogger Kurippi get’s his comeuppance when a sexploit goes awry in Korea.

K-Line Colamite

“I got on and sat my beautiful glutes in a row of two unused seats facing forward, taking the window seat. It’s a good thing, too, because a perfectly poundable Asian pussy rested its lips on the seat next to me.”

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Night With BG

So I looks around, to see if it’s clear.
Then I says, “damn girl, it’s gettin hot in here.”
I pull down my draws, unfold my lollypop,
Lean in and whisper, “I’ll tell you when to stop.”

Set to Warren G’s ‘Regulate,’ blogger Bang Ganger sets the defiling of a woman’s body to rhyme.

Trip to N Korea

The DMZ itself is infested with landmines and anyone trying to make it across would not make it very far. Covered in guard towers on both sides, you often find yourself being watched by N Korean soldiers.

Pounders blogger Kurippi visits the border of North-South Korea, trips and falls into communism.

‘Pounder’ Redefined

At The Big Word Project — to match what we do in real life — we have redefined the word “pounder.”