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The Rediculousness of the Today Show. Digg this.
Mr. Patch posted this story Monday, March 12, 2007
Will somebody tell me why I continue to watch this shitty show? First, they pretend to be a news program but utterly fail by only delivering news headlines, which is the most useless thing in the world. I mean, isn't it indicative of our society when we just want something as superficial as a headline? Where is the value in that? Why even bother with the news at all? Just jump ahead to the inevitable Martha Stewart segment and be done with it (at least Martha taught me how to make the most delicious biscotti in the world- thank you Martha).

I would say the only redeeming quality of the shitty news break is watching Ann Curry, the hottest news anchor in network TV. She is actually half Japanese, which makes her completely fuckable. I am watching the damn show as I type this. Why are the stupid mother fuckers outside the studio so damn loud? Don't they know I want to punch them in the face?

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Articles from jury duty in San Francisco, trannies on bus rides, to Korean prostitutes, every original article and cartoon written at The Pounders is found here.

The Shadowy Underside of Korea

Back at my shoes [the hooker] compliments me on my penis size. “I like Americans — they are kind to women.” The comment’s irony isn’t lost on me.

Our field reporter experiences Korea’s oldest profession.

iWeb Tutorial:
Create Aqua Buttons

Photoshop is overkill; use iWeb to more easily create aqua buttons like those in OS X.

The Cat Came Back

She was devoutly religious – fanatically so, but she had the habit of wearing a mid-thigh length army camouflage mini-skirt that seemed to scream “Someone, anyone, please fuck me!”

Blogger Kurippi get’s his comeuppance when a sexploit goes awry in Korea.

K-Line Colamite

“I got on and sat my beautiful glutes in a row of two unused seats facing forward, taking the window seat. It’s a good thing, too, because a perfectly poundable Asian pussy rested its lips on the seat next to me.”

10,010% Success

Are you tired of living a 90% awesome life? Or are you one the lucky few whose life is just ‘mega-awesome.’ (yawn.) Well get ready to blow awesome and mega-awesome away with my newest book and CD series.

Night With BG

So I looks around, to see if it’s clear.
Then I says, “damn girl, it’s gettin hot in here.”
I pull down my draws, unfold my lollypop,
Lean in and whisper, “I’ll tell you when to stop.”

Set to Warren G’s ‘Regulate,’ blogger Bang Ganger sets the defiling of a woman’s body to rhyme.

Trip to N Korea

The DMZ itself is infested with landmines and anyone trying to make it across would not make it very far. Covered in guard towers on both sides, you often find yourself being watched by N Korean soldiers.

Pounders blogger Kurippi visits the border of North-South Korea, trips and falls into communism.

‘Pounder’ Redefined

At The Big Word Project — to match what we do in real life — we have redefined the word “pounder.”