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We saw this coming: Biofuels damaging to the environment Digg this.
Mr. Patch posted this story Monday, February 12, 2007

With global warming finally impregnating the minds of even the most resistant observers, environmentally sustainable solutions are a hot topic as of late. I'm sure you are familiar with biofuels and how it is the Bush Administration's simple solution to recent global warming issues. But the campaign to harvest biofuels was deployed without any research as to what its damaging effects could be. Well, after years of transporting fuels across the globe and deforesting thousands of acres of rain forest we have clear evidence that this is not the solution to our problems.

Friends of the Earth estimates that 87 percent of the deforestation in Malaysia from 1985 to 2000 was caused by new palm oil plantations. In Indonesia, the amount of land devoted to palm oil has increased 118 percent in the past eight years.

I would urge my fellow Asian ass-pussy-mouth pounders to rent or download a copy of "Who Killed the Electric Car?" It may be trite in its accusations but it is definitely a cause for concern. We had the chance to ditch fuel vehicles a decade ago. Batteries that would get us 300 miles on a charge (and later generation batteries went even further with less charge time). Harvesting biofuels or hydrogen fuel cells does not correlate to positive effects on the environment. Also, just to make sure this entry meets the Pounder's sky-high standards- Reason #107 to bang an eastern Asian: hardly any anal hair! Lick away and save a village in Africa!

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/01/30/business/biofuel.php

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