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Playing with My Wii Once Again Digg this.
Mr. Patch posted this story Thursday, February 01, 2007

Lately I've rediscovered how much I enjoy playing with my Wii. Typically I use the included internet browser to view high-def pr0n on my 42" plasma or fuck around with some classic games via the "Virtual Console" service. But a few weeks ago I was over at Lil Mazon's house and I challenged the gang to an asswhoopin of Wii Sports, one of the best games ever released. Somehow, I saw the game for what it actually was- one of the most engrossing and social experiments in gaming.

I know some of my fellow Pounders have yet to try this gem out for themselves but I implore you to give it a serious look. Three of my favorite games, Wii Tennis, Wii Golf and Wii Baseball (all included in Wii Sports) emulate their real-life counterparts with uncanny accuracy. But it doesn't stop there. A Training Mode allows you to hone your craft, which is where I began to really appreciate the game's subtle nuances.

For instance, in Wii Tennis timing is everything. It is not so much how you hit the ball, but rather when you hit it. I didn't learn this until just a few weeks ago. But it made a huge difference in my game. Also, just holding the Wiimote upright (palms facing left) gives you the ability to constantly slice your shot, which is a huge competative advantage. I've noticed people trying to contort their wrists in a vein attempt to copy what they may have learned in tennis classes. But it is merely a matter of timing and whether or not your holding the Wiimote upright or sideways.

I know my homedog Q-Pounder was initiated into the way of Wii Sports back in December. But I don't think we had an opportunity to really explore the game like I have in recent weeks. It gives me that sensation of discovering something fresh and unique. It has been a long time since I felt a connection with a game that is so simple in design. Plus who doesn't love to furiously shake, rub and pull on their Wii?

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