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Even More Classic Gaming for Wii Digg this.
Mr. Patch posted this story Friday, February 23, 2007

Nintendo recently added a few new additions to the Virtual Console service according to their website. In case you've been reading too much Apple news as of late, the VC service lets Wii owners download games to their harddrive for instant nostalgic gratification. Two new systems, NEO GEO and MSX, will begin offering games in the coming weeks. If you're not familiar with these two systems then I encourage to go the only place that matters- NEO GEO Wiki Page and MSX Wiki page.

For the uninitiated the NEO GEO offered some of the best arcade games throughout the 1990s including such classics as Metal Slug and Samurai Spirits (Shodown). As for the MSX, maybe you've heard of a little series called Metal Gear and a lesser known gem called SD Snatcher. Needless to say my dick ripped out of my pants at the sight of this news. Furious dick-ripping action confirmed! This is good news considering the NEO GEO was about $600 back in the day with the games reaching upwards of $200 each (I actually tried to save enough money to buy a NG system back in the day but it was a futile attempt). Fellow pounders, I implore you to check out the NOJ website to see all the systems currently available- NOJ Homepage.

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The Shadowy Underside of Korea

Back at my shoes [the hooker] compliments me on my penis size. “I like Americans — they are kind to women.” The comment’s irony isn’t lost on me.

Our field reporter experiences Korea’s oldest profession.

iWeb Tutorial:
Create Aqua Buttons

Photoshop is overkill; use iWeb to more easily create aqua buttons like those in OS X.

The Cat Came Back

She was devoutly religious – fanatically so, but she had the habit of wearing a mid-thigh length army camouflage mini-skirt that seemed to scream “Someone, anyone, please fuck me!”

Blogger Kurippi get’s his comeuppance when a sexploit goes awry in Korea.

K-Line Colamite

“I got on and sat my beautiful glutes in a row of two unused seats facing forward, taking the window seat. It’s a good thing, too, because a perfectly poundable Asian pussy rested its lips on the seat next to me.”

10,010% Success

Are you tired of living a 90% awesome life? Or are you one the lucky few whose life is just ‘mega-awesome.’ (yawn.) Well get ready to blow awesome and mega-awesome away with my newest book and CD series.

Night With BG

So I looks around, to see if it’s clear.
Then I says, “damn girl, it’s gettin hot in here.”
I pull down my draws, unfold my lollypop,
Lean in and whisper, “I’ll tell you when to stop.”

Set to Warren G’s ‘Regulate,’ blogger Bang Ganger sets the defiling of a woman’s body to rhyme.

Trip to N Korea

The DMZ itself is infested with landmines and anyone trying to make it across would not make it very far. Covered in guard towers on both sides, you often find yourself being watched by N Korean soldiers.

Pounders blogger Kurippi visits the border of North-South Korea, trips and falls into communism.

‘Pounder’ Redefined

At The Big Word Project — to match what we do in real life — we have redefined the word “pounder.”