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Tironius posted this story Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Ah, the power of e-mail. How many of my fellow pounders are nerdy enough to write an e-letter to something big and have a response or change. I have had some bizarre happenings via e-mail. Typos, podcasts and vasectomies, some weeeeird stuff has gone out of and in to my mailbox. Check it, a list of five things I’ve accomplished via the electronic mail.
  1. Typos typos and more typos: I have been the self-appointed corrector of two major websites, Apple and Daring Fireball (and was attributed on neither for the effort). For Daring Fireball, a popular Apple opinion blog, I informed of a small typographical error in one of his most widely read articles of last year, creating a big brouhaha pertaining to a supposed wifi hack of the Macintosh platform. The next day, the typo was fixed and my ego stroked.
  2. A more embarrassing typo I found was for Apple’s page on the G5, wherein one of their graphics had a misspelling for the word “performance,” if I recall. I’m still waiting for my computer, Apple.
  3. Mentioned in a podcast by name and e-mail read. A very cool podcast to which I listen called 2 Live Fools has made eerily accurate predictions on Apple’s plans. We’re talking crazy good predictions. I complimented this fact, and they read the e-mail.
  4. If you know my real name and search it, you’ll be taken to a press release for male contraception. Interested in never ever having children ever, I e-mailed the head doctor—in India—on information of his promising male contraceptive technique that is like a vasectomy, but completely reversible with a simple injection. Because, whenever I see children, I want to put them in a burlap sack and bash the sack against the hard side of a tree Jason Vorhees style.

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The Shadowy Underside of Korea

Back at my shoes [the hooker] compliments me on my penis size. “I like Americans — they are kind to women.” The comment’s irony isn’t lost on me.

Our field reporter experiences Korea’s oldest profession.

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Create Aqua Buttons

Photoshop is overkill; use iWeb to more easily create aqua buttons like those in OS X.

The Cat Came Back

She was devoutly religious – fanatically so, but she had the habit of wearing a mid-thigh length army camouflage mini-skirt that seemed to scream “Someone, anyone, please fuck me!”

Blogger Kurippi get’s his comeuppance when a sexploit goes awry in Korea.

K-Line Colamite

“I got on and sat my beautiful glutes in a row of two unused seats facing forward, taking the window seat. It’s a good thing, too, because a perfectly poundable Asian pussy rested its lips on the seat next to me.”

10,010% Success

Are you tired of living a 90% awesome life? Or are you one the lucky few whose life is just ‘mega-awesome.’ (yawn.) Well get ready to blow awesome and mega-awesome away with my newest book and CD series.

Night With BG

So I looks around, to see if it’s clear.
Then I says, “damn girl, it’s gettin hot in here.”
I pull down my draws, unfold my lollypop,
Lean in and whisper, “I’ll tell you when to stop.”

Set to Warren G’s ‘Regulate,’ blogger Bang Ganger sets the defiling of a woman’s body to rhyme.

Trip to N Korea

The DMZ itself is infested with landmines and anyone trying to make it across would not make it very far. Covered in guard towers on both sides, you often find yourself being watched by N Korean soldiers.

Pounders blogger Kurippi visits the border of North-South Korea, trips and falls into communism.

‘Pounder’ Redefined

At The Big Word Project — to match what we do in real life — we have redefined the word “pounder.”