Prophylactic perpetuates promiscuously pounding perfect pussy (probably)

by Tironius, created Monday, November 06, 2006, with permalink

In order to grow my army of half-n-half's while in Japan, I plan to impregnate as many nubile schoolgirls as possible, leaving them to raise slightly slanted, yet slightly round-eyed offspring.

But at home in the states, I cannot be burdened by the thought of children. Yet, I can't be bothered with slow, awkward packaging of condoms, especially when that black mohawk mesh is stairing at me with that one eye, waiting for me.

Enter Pronto condoms. (For real.)